[BL] Accidentally Becoming the Healer of the Deranged Archduke novel Chapter 187

Chapter 187: "Zero Stars, Would Not Recommend!"

Well, Xion had to admit that this method was simple and efficient. And most importantly, watching those hideous things burn to death was very satisfying.

However, as he lay sprawled on the cold lab ground wheezing his lungs out, the pain in his stomach raised up a notch.

His ears were still ringing from the sheer force of the explosion.

The system cheerfully spoke again.

[Orcs have been successfully eliminated. Efficiency rating: 4/10. Would you like to leave a review for your purchase?]

Xion groaned as he healed himself while replying, "Yes. Zero stars. I almost blew myself!"

[That’s unfair. The grenade worked perfectly fine!] The system complained, [I did provide instructions. You just forgot to read them.]

It really was not the poor system’s fault. It was trying its best to tempt Xion to buy *cough* it meant help the host.

Xion blinked, his headache intensifying. "Wait. There were instructions?"

[Yes. Would you like me to recite them now?] However, the system noticed Xion’s glare and changed the wording. It was useless to read the manual now.

[Would you like me to recommend more combat tutorials?]

Xion directly rolled his eyes, "Do I look that free to you? Don’t you see me bleeding here?"

Although the bleeding had nearly stopped, that did not stop Xion from fighting with the system.

The system went silent for exactly three seconds before casually chiming in again.

[Would you like to buy a grenade-throwing skill from the shop? 10% discount for first-time users.]

Xion, "..." This greedy little thing!

His anger erupted and before he could scold the system, his eyes rolled back, and he directly fainted.

Xion splashed water on his face, blinking to get rid of the water trying to sneak into his eyes. Why do my thoughts sound like psychopaths? Have I been staying with Darius for too long?

He snorted to himself.

But his actions probably gave Darius and the others a heart attack, but oh well. He had been a little busy trying not to die.

After ensuring the explosion would do its job perfectly, he dragged himself back to his lab before the shockwave could reach him.

The dizziness had crept in not long after. The extreme blood loss had finally caught up to him.

His vision had blurred at the edges, and before he could so much as sit down properly, he had blacked out.

When he woke up again, it was already very late.

Including the strength-boosting drink he consumed when he rushed in front of the archduke, and when he ran away with the hoard of orcs, he had already consumed it twice.

The third bottle had been used so he could rush back to Darius’ side as soon as possible. As he was hurrying back, that was when he met with Noxian and Ray.

Now that he thought about it, maybe that had not been his best decision.

If he had stayed in the lab for a few more hours, he could have stabilized the side effects. That would have been a reasonable choice.