Guide Me If You Dare novel Chapter 11

Chapter 11: UNBELIEVABLE RESULT

YUNO's motto was to work as just much as he was paid.

But how could he half-ass his Guiding when he had a 100% matching rate with Ki Gayoon? He expected that his matching rate with the grumpy old man would be 50% max, but what was this?

We're the first pair to receive a 100% matching rate in the entire country!

"I can't accept this result."

That was Yuno's sentiment as well, but the complaint didn't come from him.

Guide Bambi barged into the room and expressed his desire to contest the results of Yuno's matching rate with Ki Gayoon.

Naturally, Ki Gayoon scoffed at Guide Bambi's complaint. "Why do I need to care about whether you accept the result or not? This is between me and the little shit—"

"I agree with Guide Bambi-ssi's opinion," Yuno said, cutting off Ki Gayoon on purpose. The grumpy old man glared at him, but he ignored him. "Even in other countries, it's rare to receive a 100% matching rate. Can we try other machines?"

"Of course," Guide Bambi said, nodding. "We have plenty of machines that we can use here. Follow me."

Whew.

I'm relieved this isn't the only machine they have here.

Yuno was about to follow Guide Bambi when, suddenly, Ki Gayoon grabbed him with his hoodie as if he were grabbing a cat by the scruff of its neck. "Ahjussi, what do you think you're doing—"

"I should be the one asking that," Ki Gayoon said in a low, threatening voice. "We made a bet, remember? And I won."

"You haven't won yet, Ahjussi. Didn't you hear what Guide Bambi said? We have to make sure that the result was right."

"Hah! Don't you think I wouldn't know you're just trying to run away?"

That was true, but...

"Ahjussi, if we really have a 100% matching rate, then it means we'll be required to have sex if we have to," Yuno complained. Well, the situation was a bit complicated because E-Class Guides were exclusive Guides that could only Imprint to one Esper. But his main concern was the sex part. "Can I imagine yourself having sex with me?"

"Why not?" Ki Gayoon asked bluntly. "If you give me consent, all I need is to stick it in. What's so hard about that?"

Haaah.

It's scary to think that most Espers think this way.

But Yuno knew there was actually nothing wrong with what Ki Gayoon said.

Sex between a Guide and an Esper should be strictly professional, after all.

Having said that...

"Ahjussi, are you saying your bedroom skills suck?"

"What?"

"You're probably not good in bed if you think you just have to put it in," Yuno said, scoffing at Ki Gayoon with a straight face. "Ahjussi, if we're going to do it in the future, at least let me come."

Ki Gayoon's face turned red.

Whether it was from embarrassment or anger, Yuno wouldn't know.

"Noh Yuno!"

Oh.

It's from anger, I see.

Yuno just stuck out his tongue at Ki Gayoon before running away from the grumpy old man.

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[CONGRATULATIONS, Esper Ki Gayoon and Guide Noh Yuno!

You have a 100% matching rate!]

Yuno almost fell on his knees when the 13th machine that they used gave them the same matching rate result.

"I can't believe this..."

That's what I want to say, too.

Guide Bambi seems like the crafty type, so I thought he'd tamper with the machine. I know that it's almost impossible to do that. But, hey, a guy can dream.

What did I do?

Wait, take me with you!

This grumpy old man...!