Guide Me If You Dare novel Chapter 54

Chapter 54: SETTING AN EXAMPLE

"YOU’RE DOING a press conference with Moon Noa?"

Yuno, while on the elevator with Ki Gayoon, explained why they were back at the Hwarang Hotel.

And that was the grumpy old man’s first question as soon as he was finished talking.

"Yes, Hyung," Yuno said, and he couldn’t hide his excitement. His voice sounded excited even to his own ears. "Do you want to join the press conference? Don’t worry— I won’t let the reporters criticize you and call your actions as "overkill" for defending me."

"As if I need your protection," Ki Gayoon said, scoffing. "What exactly are you aiming for by exposing what happened to the media?"

"Awareness?"

"Huh?"

"Awareness that Guides can sue Espers and win," Yuno said firmly. "Sajangnim has always wanted to encourage Guides like us to report the abuse they receive from Espers. But his efforts were always sabotaged by either the National Guide Bureau or Esper Ryu Sungbin-ssi himself. As you know, my boss is ostracized by the Guides Community since the community is led by Guide Bambi-ssi."

And, to be honest, Moon Noa wasn’t the friendliest person out there.

Sajangnim acts jolly, but he’s actually pretty aloof.

"So, Moon Noa is using you to advocate for him?" Ki Gayoon asked, scoffing. "You really sold your soul to the devil, Noh Yuno."

"It’s not that bad— I want to do this press conference anyway."

"Don’t you think it would have been better to have this press conference once you won the case already?"

"The fact that I was able to file charges is already a win, Hyung. And I know I’m going to win the case, too."

"Where is your confidence coming from?"

"From Hyung," Yuno said confidently. "You won’t let your exclusive Guide lose this legal battle, will you?"

Ki Gayoon scoffed, but he didn’t deny it. "You’re really serious about abusing my authority, huh?"

"Hyung, you only have three things going for you: your face, your dick, and your money. If not for those three things, I wouldn’t even throw you a glance because of your rotten personality."

"If you have a handsome face and a lot of money, then you’re already set for life. So, why would I need to have a nice personality?"

Tsk.

Yuno was annoyed that he couldn’t deny what Ki Gayoon said.

Pretty privilege is real, and you can buy anything with money.

"But you do like mentioning that my dick is huge, don’t you?"

Yuno almost choked on his saliva. "I don’t know what you’re talking about, Ahjuhyung."

"You’re calling me by that made-up honorific again," Ki Gayoon said. But, instead of looking annoyed, he actually looked like he was having fun. "Are you that pissed that you like my dick so much even though you claim I’m not your type?"

Aigoo.

This ahjussi can be annoyingly perceptive sometimes.

Yuno covered his ears with his hands. "I don’t know what Ahjuhyung is talking about."

"Yeah, right," Ki Gayoon said sarcastically. "You like my dick— admit it already, Noh Yuno."

Haaah.

If Ahjuhyung is going to be like this, then...

"Size doesn’t matter to me," Yuno declared bravely, and then ran out of the elevator as soon as the doors opened. "Ahjuhyung’s technique sucks, so the size of your dick doesn’t matter!" _{freeweɓnovēl.coɱ}

I know I’m being immature, but whatever.

"Yah!" Ki Gayoon, who was also not acting his age, yelled while running after Yuno. "Take that back, you little rusty shit!"

***

THE HALL, despite the press conference being announced late, still got filled with reporters from different reputable newspapers and broadcasting companies.

Yuno shouldn’t be surprised.

After all, aside from being an S-Class Guide, Moon Noa was also a chaebol.

My boss has connections that one could only dream of.

Anyways, Yuno was usually camera shy.

But the press conference was for a good cause, so he stayed still.

Moreover, Moon Noa did all the talking anyway.

We used the excuse that I was still shaken by what happened, so my boss became my spokesperson.

Moon Noa did a good job retelling what happened in complete detail.

And the reporters are listening well.

"Right now, Guide Noh Yuno-ssi has filed charges against the two foreign Espers," Moon Noa said solemnly. "Our side has no intention of dropping the case. Justice must be served."

Whew.

We’re almost done.

After Moon Noa ended his speech, several hands shot up right away.

I got this.

Come on, just ask the next question.

After all, this self-defense kit is my idea.