Guide Me If You Dare novel Chapter 62

Chapter 62: GET EVEN

KI GAYOON felt refreshed after waking up.

Yuno’s Guiding today wasn’t as refreshing as having an intimate Guiding Session with him, but it still cleared his head.

It’s enough to keep my Madness at bay.

"Noh Yuno, wake up," Gayoon said, checking the time on his watch. "It’s almost 6PM. You work 9-6, right?"

That was an effective way to wake up the little shit with a loose screw.

Noh Yuno opened his eyes and abruptly got up. "I have to go off work on the dot to maintain a proper work-life balance."

"I don’t think it applies to Awakened Ones like us since we’re expected to go answer the call of duty if a Dungeon Break occurs."

"Hush, Hyung. Don’t burst my bubble."

"Let’s go home together," Gayoon said. He would never admit this, but he was quite nervous while watching Noh Yuno’s stoic face. "You’re going back to my house, right?"

"Is Hyung not mad about your bald photos that I slapped on my personal merch without your permission?"

"It’s so creative that I can’t get mad. And, thanks to you, I realized that I’m still handsome even if I get bald."

Noh Yuno clicked his tongue, but he couldn’t deny it.

Because I’m really handsome whether I’m bald or not.

"But just because I’m not mad doesn’t mean I won’t get even," Gayoon said, smirking when he saw Noh Yuno’s pupils shake as if the punk was nervous. "I can’t wait for you to see the surprise I prepared, you little rusty shit."

***

"WELCOME BACK, Boss and Little Boss!"

Yuno was taken aback by how the gangster-Espers greeted him. "Am I supposed to be the Little Boss?" he whispered, walking closely behind Ki Gayoon as they walked past the gangster-Espers who were still bowing towards them. "Why do you always attach ’little’ to the stupid nicknames you give me, huh?"

That part annoyed him, but he also noticed something else.

We only have a few gangster-Espers here now compared to before.

"I’ll stop calling you ’little’ when I don’t see your scalp anymore," Ki Gayoon said haughtily. "But what can we do? You’re already twenty-five. I don’t think you’d get taller than that."

"Yah, my height is average."

"Still little to me."

Tsk.

How tall was Ki Gayoon again?

Is it 193cm or 195? I can’t remember, but Hyung is definitely past 190cm. It may not be that tall for people outside Asia. But, in Korea, Hyung is already a giant.

Ki Gayoon also had good proportions, so he didn’t look awkward.

Plus, this grumpy old man also had good posture to boot.

Dammit.

"Go and change first," Ki Gayoon said, suddenly turning around to face him. The smug look on the grumpy old man’s face was so freaking annoying. "My surprise is waiting in your room."

Yuno frowned. "Wow. I can’t wait to see it."

And when he finally got to his bedroom.

Ki Gayoon, you old bastard.

Yuno clenched his hands while looking at his new pillow cases, blanket, and giant posters on the walls.

Everything had his face.

Except they photoshopped my hair and replaced it with the poop emoji!

The. Fucking. Poop. Emoji.

Yuno knew that he didn’t have the right to get mad because he did the same thing, and he did it first.

But it was still annoying.

Ahjuhyung is good at getting even, I’ll give him that.

Yuno took a deep breath, willing to let it go because that was how karma worked— he received what he exactly gave.

<"Come to my room for my second surprise.">

It’s annoying that my room is just next to Hyung’s.

Hyung’s room is like a hotel suite...

Yes, my face with the poop emoji for hair is plastered in the middle of the dart board!

So childish!

And Ki Gayoon suddenly burst out laughing. "You’re such a sore loser, Yuno-ya."

Tsk.

***

He doesn’t know that I cook for him, and I plan to keep it that way.