Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem novel Chapter 1027

Elijah's lips twitched when he saw the photo and the caption.

Only Evan could come up with such a prank.

He had noticed that Evan had a peculiar fascination with toilet humor, which he had exploited numerous times while dealing with the Hawkins family in Jindale City!

Emmett and Baby seemed equally amused; every time the topic of toilet humor came up, they would burst into laughter, thoroughly enjoying themselves.

Elijah wondered if it was normal for kids their age to find such things interesting...

"Leave it to me."

It only took a flick of Elijah's fingers to get the job done.

Before Helen could dry off from her dip in the pool, the rumor that the Murphy family had a penchant for eating cat poop had spread like wildfire throughout Oceanopolis.

Initially bewildered and then furious, the Murphy family was at a loss for words: “…”

Unable to reach Helen by phone, they called Larry for an explanation.

Rushing to the west wing, Larry was just as confused. He had heard about a giant rat scare that resulted in Helen falling into the water.

However, the high-resolution photo circulating online showed Helen in the water, eyes closed, seemingly savoring a piece of cat poop.

And investigations confirmed that the photo wasn't doctored—it was real!

This was a difficult situation to navigate!

"I'm on my way to see Helen. I'll have her call the Murphy family back once I find her."

The person on the other end roared,

"She needs to clean up this mess online immediately! The Murphy family is in the culinary business. With this kind of scandal, how are we supposed to continue? Does she want to bankrupt us?!”

A renowned culinary family rumored to indulge in cat poop!

Good Lord, who would dare dine at their restaurant or buy their products now?

Online speculation was wild, with some even questioning if cat poop was a secret ingredient in the Murphy's products!

The Murphy family's rivals seized the moment to heat things up, declaring proudly that cat poop was not a food ingredient and assuring that their own products were free from it.

The Murphy family was on the verge of a breakdown; their website was practically paralyzed by the scandal.

Understanding the gravity of the situation, Larry quickly assured,

"Alright, alright, I'll speak to Helen as soon as I see her."

Considering her future, the maid clenched her teeth and bent down to do it.

The other servants and security guards started retching at the sight!

Even Larry, not far off, couldn't help but vomit into the bushes, throwing up his breakfast!

After cleaning himself up, he hurried over to assist in Helen's rescue.

Helen vomited a lot of dirty water before regaining consciousness, looking utterly miserable.

The west wing was a scene of chaos that day, from Helen to every servant, everyone had their share of vomiting!

The commotion was undeniable!

Not wanting to delay any further with the Murphy family's urgent situation, Larry didn't give Helen any time to recover, blurting out,

"Ma'am, there's trouble. The Murphy family is furious, and they've been calling me non-stop."

He showed Helen the online news on his phone.

The story of the Murphy family's alleged fondness for cat poop had gone viral, sparking widespread discussion and reaching a fever pitch!