Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem novel Chapter 311

Elijah chuckled again, "Then you'll have to try not to get mixed up with Evan. Evan has this thing for adopting 'little sisters' left and right, in and out of school. Anyone younger than him instantly becomes his sister. His dream is to be the big brother to every little girl in the world."

Elijah couldn’t help but twitch his lips at that.

Elliot said, “You know, despite your different interests, I bet you’d instantly click with Evan. He’s lively and energetic, a real firecracker. Plus, he’s got moves. None of Tarquin’s bodyguards would stand a chance against him.”

Elijah was stunned, “What?!”

“No joke. Spend some more time with him, and you’ll see. Not only is he agile, but he also…”

Elliot whispered something into Elijah’s ear, leaving him wide-eyed in shock.

“He’s that impressive?”

“Yep, Evan is mom’s own little bodyguard.”

Elijah swallowed hard, then asked, “What about you and Emmett?”

“Well... I’m mom’s invisible piggy bank. Emmett is mom’s head stylist.”

Elijah was curious, “Piggy bank? Stylist?”

Elijah looked up quickly, spotting Emmett who had just come out of the restroom, and was a bit taken aback. Weren’t they quadruplets? Why did Emmett look different from the rest?

Emmett ran over, sat down, and without recognizing Elijah, said, “Big bro, second bro, you’re back! So, did you meet Elijah?”

Elijah was silent; Emmett seemed a bit... slow.

Elliot smiled, “This is Elijah.”

Emmett blinked, staring at Elijah for a long moment before exclaiming, “So you’re Elijah? You look just like big bro and second bro!”