Venerable Demon King & The Doting Immortal (QT) novel Chapter 63

Chapter 63: One is lopsided.

AN: Please remember everyone else sees Yu Yu as she, so don’t be confused with the pronouns.

After the twins were done fussing over him, Xiang Yu stood up and asked, "How do I look? Do I look like a beauty in distress?" The twins were just so fascinated seeing their master dressed like a woman. Others would see him as a gorgeous woman but what they were seeing was a handsome man squeezed into a flowy dress.

"Wait, wait one more thing," he said grabbing the oranges he had decided would give him the authentic cup size. He shamelessly shoved them down his chest and adjusted them a bit to sit well under his clothes. Satisfied, he asked, "What do you think?" his hands resting on his hips.

Lian burst out laughing while Mei pointed out, "Master, one is lopsided. It’s not even."

Xiang Yu stood in front of the bronze mirror and finally saw it. One orange looked like it was plotting its escape, while the other stood firm like a soldier on the frontlines. With a few tucks and shoves, they finally looked even but whether they would stay in place and stand the test of time was another story.

"Better?" he asked and Lian couldn’t restrain herself. She was on the floor laughing to death while Mei kicked her gently telling her to stop. Her laughter was so infectious that Xiang Yu couldn’t help but chuckle.

He recalled a time when the brothel ladies convinced him to dress like a girl once. Out of boredom, he agreed and dressed up. The ladies found it amusing and even took him out to get hawthorns while calling him little mei mei. That was one of the most memorable days of his life, but he never did it again because his mother casually said to him, "If you were a girl, it would have been great. When you come of age I would have sold you to the madam."

Just thinking about that his smile faltered. A raging storm was whirling up inside of him, but when he saw how happy the twins were, he didn’t want to spoil their mood. His rage receded, and tranquillity was restored. But this fleeting serenity was abruptly shattered as the Divine Emperor showed up, his tone serious.

"Xiang Yu," the emperor said, his voice low and urgent. "Han Xin and his army are approaching. You must meet with them before they reach the military camp."

"Pack up and let’s go," he said to the girls and the lightness in the room dissipated, replaced by a palpable tension. Their playful demeanour faded, and they immediately had their game faces on. "We need to run down the mountain immediately," he instructed, urgency lacing his words.

"Master, how about the othe-," Lian started, but he cut her off, his tone firm yet gentle.

"I have already given them instructions. Grab your coats and let’s go!" He commanded, his gaze darting to the tent as though Han Xin would walk in at any moment.