Guide Me If You Dare novel Chapter 81

Chapter 81: LIFE FORCE

MAYBE fifteen years ago, before the apocalypse, Korean people weren’t that open about sex talk.

Of course, hookup culture also existed even in their conservative country at the time.

Having said that, people still wouldn’t talk about sex so openly— especially in a public space.

However, things changed after Espers and Guides started being intimate.

Talking about sex had become normal— especially if the people talking about it were Awakened People.

Having said that, Yuno was still surprised by what Kang Dabin asked.

Isn’t he an Esper?

"Yuno-ssi, is it your first time meeting an Esper who bottoms?" Kang Danbi asked, a hint of teasing evident in his voice. "Since I’m a male Esper, you probably assumed that I’m the top."

"I’m ashamed to admit this, but you’re correct, sir," Yuno said while scratching his cheek. "I’m sorry for being narrow-minded."

"It’s alright— it’s nothing you should apologize for. Espers who bottom or switch are kind of rare," Kang Danbi said, shrugging. "Most of my friends are Espers who top their Guides, and the only Guides I’m close with are my Guide and Gu Inkyu."

Oh.

Gu Inkyu is the A-Class Guide in Gayoon Hyung’s company.

"As if the reserved Gu Inkyu would answer that kind of question," Ki Gayoon said, and then he stuffed his face with pizza. "You know Gu Inkyu gets shy easily."

Kang Dabin chuckled. "I know, right?"

"Then how about me?" Yuno complained lightly. "I’m also shy around strangers."

Ki Gayoon scoffed. "Shy, my ass."

"Someone who can talk back to Gayoonie couldn’t possibly be shy," Kang Dabin said. "And you look like a brutally honest person. Having said that, I won’t force you to answer my question. I apologize if I made you uncomfortable."

"No, not at all," Yuno said while shaking his head. "I work at a convenience store frequented by Espers and Guides. It’s not my first time being asked questions related to sex. I’m glad to help. Plus, I heard from Gayoon Hyung that Kang Danbi-ssi made that sand castle on the beach?"

"Yes. I had no choice but to do it since Gayoonie threatened to blow up my pub if I refused."

Aigoo.

"As an apology on behalf of my Esper, allow me to help you with your dilemma, sir," Yuno said. "Can you elaborate more about it?"

Kang Dabin’s face beamed. "Oh, of course. Actually, my problem isn’t that big of a deal. It’s just that my Guide’s dick scares me since it’s huge— it’s like a weapon. I feel like it will kill me if he puts it in."

Pfft.

It was funny how Yuno could relate.

After all, Gayoon Hyung’s dick is also big.

"I almost fainted when I saw his dick fully erect for the first time. So, in the end, we didn’t do it," Kang Dabin continued. "But for an Esper and a Guide like us with an 80% percent matching rate, not having sex reduces the effectiveness of our Guiding Session. Since I often raid dungeons, the Madness in my head is getting worse. Simply helping each other out to come doesn’t work anymore. We need to do the deed if I don’t want to go insane."

Right.

As a Guide, Yuno could tell that Kang Dabin was close to having a Rampage episode.

Hmm.

This is a little tricky.

"The body of a Guide— regardless of their gender— is built for sex. The moment Guides awaken, their bodies would start changing and become more sensitive," Yuno explained carefully. "So, the only advice I can give a fellow bottom is to prepare thoroughly." He pulled a business card from his Inventory and handed it to Kang Dabin. "Sir, our HoneyMoon Convenience Store sells sex toys that can help you prepare yourself— if you know what I mean. We also sell manuals that will teach you how to pleasure yourself using different toys. If you buy a package, we give you freebies like condoms and lubes. And since Kang Dabin-ssi is Gayoon Hyung’s friend, I’ll give you a big discount for your first purchase."

Kang Dabin blinked rapidly as if he was confused, and then he faked a cough as if to hide his laughter.

On the other hand, Ki Gayoon burst out laughing without a care in the world.

"What?" Yuno complained to the two Espers. "I’m being sincere here."

***

"PFFT."

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"Hyung, if you’re going to laugh, then just laugh," Yuno complained, and then he took a sip of the craft beer that Kang Dabin served before leaving the private room. So, now, only Yuno and Ki Gayoon were there. "Oh, this tastes good."

Ki Gayoon didn’t hear Yuno’s comment about the craft beer because he suddenly burst out laughing.

Again.

Haaah.

"Hyung, what is so funny about my sincere advice to Kang Dabin-ssi?"

"You call that "sincere advice?"" Ki Gayoon asked, smirking. "To me, it was like watching a scammer sell his defective item to his unsuspecting victim."

"That’s harsh, Hyung."

Ki Gayoon just shrugged. "You definitely act like Moon Noa’s successor by how much you promote HoneyMoon earnestly."

Right.

"Anyway, let’s talk about what we came here to talk about," Yuno said, changing the topic. "Hyung, the last Guiding I gave you was strange, wasn’t it?"

"Strange in a good way," Ki Gayoon said while picking up his glass of craft beer. "It felt like all the Madness I accumulated had been reduced to half."

"I guided you using my life force."

Ki Gayoon suddenly dropped his glass of craft beer as if he was shocked.

But, of course, the glass didn’t hit the floor. It just floated, even the liquid inside, before it "landed" on the table safely.

Hyung’s telekinesis power is really amazing.

Not that they would want me to take that position.