Venerable Demon King & The Doting Immortal (QT) novel Chapter 99

Chapter 99: My services aren’t cheap

He knew what it was and how it happened, but who it was remained a mystery. Who had the general locked lips with? And here he thought that Han Xin was the innocent virgin type that would yell ’bad touch’ if one so much as stood too close. Apparently not. It seemed there were plotlines the Divine Emperor missed.

Han Xin felt uncomfortable being scrutinised like this. Xiang Yu patted his arm with an ’I am concerned for you’ look on his face and said, "Invite me with you next time you go meet the ladies. I will make sure you don’t get swindled and pay more for the service. Well, for a price of course. My services aren’t cheap either."

Han Xin, "???"

Pay more for what service. He had no idea what she was talking about. Xiang Yu seemed to sense that so he pointed at his lip and said, "Your lip. Some courtesans like to bite to mark you so everyone in town will know you are taken. If that happens, demand a discount."

Han Xin’s face grew darker and darker the more he spoke. Xiang Yu was almost certain that Han Xin was the reincarnation of a puffer fish. He was genuinely giving good advice but for some reason Han Xin was on the verge of exploding.

Han Xin was so angry. He had never been this angry in his entire existence. His reputation was thrown in the mud. Had he ever been to brothels? No, he had never stepped in one in his entire life.

He felt like that place was filthy, to begin with. If he entered into one, he might even be able to identify invisible stains like he had UV black light for pupils. This innocent general, who didn’t even know what the door of a brothel looked like, was now being accused by the culprit, of visiting one. How infuriating.

Unwilling to catch strays when he blew up, Xiang Yu turned away and walked back to the campfire where the soldiers were still gathered. "Mei," he called, his voice cutting through the chatter. "Give the coin purse with our winnings to sister Nuo."

Mei hesitated, her worry evident. She was always the more cautious twin when it came to money. Reluctantly, she handed over the pouch, her eyes filled with concern. Xiang Yu knew her too well. She was the type who would count every coin and reprimand him for buying too many things.

Well, that was when they were broke and he wasn’t yet the demon king. Noticing her unease he tossed the even fancier coin pouch into Mei’s hands. Mei stared at it, bewildered, while Lian peeked inside her curiosity piqued. They couldn’t help but wonder what favour their master had to do to shake this much money out of the general.

Xiang Yu sat down while addressing the soldiers, his tone light but commanding. "Your general is so generous. He took pity on you and told me to pay your money back. Sort it out among yourselves."